
Sunday, January 25, 2026
Sunday "Fern" Day

Friday, February 25, 2022
To Many Twos
I missed the ultimate numerology blogging event 2-22-22 at 22:22:22 GMT. What reminded me of it was reading a very interesting book - "VERY, VERY, VERY DREADFUL - The Influenza Pandemic of 1918" by Albert Martin. It interweaves the Spanish Flu History with WWI and referenced the signed armistice that would take effect 11-11-11 (the 11th hour, of the 11th day of the 11th month of the year 1918.
Amazing trivia was that:
"Many soldiers on both sides, wanted the honor of firing the last shot of the war. As wristwatches ticked off the final minutes, it seemed every gun on the Western Front cut loose at once...Men called this the 'mad moment'. And in that moment, more than 10,000 men including 3,000 Americans, were killed or wounded for nothing" (Source: Armistice - The End of World War I, 1918 (eyewitnesstohistory.com) and November 11th 1918 - History Learning Site)
What will we remember about 2-22-22 at 22:22:22 GMT? Maybe the beginnings of WWIII?
Monday, March 30, 2020
That's a stupid question
Wednesday, January 30, 2019
Snowflake Theory - Snowed?
| PHOTO: Ken Libbrecht |
Had my memories of Abstract Algebra and Group Theory about Crystallographic Groups and the associated mathematical proofs been mixed up and confused with the elementary teacher claim of snowflake uniqueness? Was it my lack of physics knowledge ( I was never really good at physics anyway) that created this misconception.
Using his smart (alec) iphone, J.B. used Siri to resolve the dispute. Yes, Siri said that this claim was wrong! While very improbable (10^24) there is a probability two could be identical. Wow - that struck my Statistics nerve!
Off to the internet I independently went. Only to find no real answer:
Decoded Science - No Two Snowflakes are Alike
Huffington Posts - It's True That Now Two Snowflakes are Alike
NBC News - Two Snowflakes may actually be alike
CBC TV - Chasing Snowflakes
Just like arguing about Global Warming - how can one "prove" and find the truth?
Regardless of the source there is always a way to weasel out of the facts. As Kenneth Libbrecht, Professor of Physics at the California Institute of Technology and the world's foremost expert on snowflake formation -
"It really depends on what you mean by snowflake and what you mean by different".
So - I will continue to believe in the wonder and beauty and state the uniqueness of snowflakes until someone shows me a duplicate. Yet another question for God when you arrive at the pearly gates.
Friday, May 25, 2018
Bucket List
There was much discussion about categories, outputs, and outcomes. Outcomes were associated with joy, health and life fulfillment. Outputs were the activities that might measure the outcome from an external viewpoint. I actually did some internet research (naturally) to get some ideas. Stumbled upon a person who creatively used the entire Bucket List format to publish a book and website: 1000 ideas for you Bucket List.
So - I did a deep dive and came up with 20 items - here is just a sampling:
(1) Fly in a Glider
(3) Crawl Inside a Pyramid
(7) Mission Trip
(12) Curling
(14) See a Whale
(19) Visit Stonehenge
The reality is that I have been blessed to experience most of what I have wanted in the last 63 years and it was actually a tough exercise to come up with "important" and meaningful outputs. I too am focused more on the outcomes and let the activities be more defined by the outcomes.
Just proves again that it is the experience of the journey that counts not the destinations or the time.
PS - We were stuck watching Blade Runner 2049 that had a Rotten Tomatoes rating of 87. At 2hrs and 44 minutes it was tough remembering the original Blade Runner and its plot and following the sequel. Thank goodness for Wikipedia summaries.
Monday, September 18, 2017
Stunned Silence Saturday
But this game - the 5th oldest rivalry in US history - was time to show UC that Miami was back. Unfortunately, of the 28 years as a season ticket holder this game will be etched into my memory. The final two minutes will forever be remembered as the worst luck and judgment in my Miami Football memory.
The Victory Bell is once again missing from Miami's campus. Sounds of Silence!
| 59-56-7 Miami |
Monday, August 28, 2017
Trivia-l Eclipsing/Intersecting Goals
But when Brian Tome showed the next path of the April 8, 2024 total eclipse and said it would be even closer to Cincinnati, I took notice. Why not find the perfect blackout location and (if convenient and weather permitting) travel to that location.
In fact, I can't believe I didn't take the opportunity to blog about this since there was almost constant media and I assume other bloggers creating list after list of statistics and facts on frequency, elapsed time, GPS coordinates etc.
So belatedly, I will add my trivia to the masses. First an interesting global map of the 21 century eclipse path - with North America as the 'center of the world" and most important :)
More fun is wondering where the exact intersection of the 2017 and 2024 perfect viewing location somewhere near the village of Makanda, IN somewhere in the wilds of the Shawnee National Forest. For the real trivia buffs - for the 2017 Eclipse, the pink pin labeled GD is key for Greatest Duration (2 minutes 40 seconds) and the Green pin labeled GE is Greatest Eclipse (when the axis of the moon's shadow cone passes closest to the earth's center) which was 12 miles northwest of Hopkinsville KY. We were fortunate that the GD and GE occurred over the mainland USA. Many times it is over the ocean - but this GD and GE was significantly less than the maximum possible (7 1/2 minutes).
Tuesday, June 27, 2017
Turkey Buzzard Moving On
Not to worry there are plenty of dead ash trees available for new homes.
Tuesday, May 9, 2017
Frugal Spender Rewards
Rewards points is today's version of S&H Green Stamps of the 60's. The 1200 stamp booklet was worth about $1.20 (about a tenth a penny a stamp) and redeemed for merchandise.
The very nature of maximizing your rewards points is a game with every credit card provider to get you to use their card and/or link it to various merchants. The rewards vary from 1% to 5% depending on merchandise category, activation, dates, and even volume of purchases (bonus points). The newest "5% war" by the credit card companies shows the vary nature of intense competition.
The economist in me says that this is another indication of inflation. This "rebate" will be captured in either customer fees, interest rates, or passed on to the merchants who will raise prices to cover the merchant fees.
Who are the winners and losers? Those who pay attention to category bonuses, incentives, and pay the card balance monthly will win. The losers are those who carry balances, pay in cash (where no discount is provided), or use a single credit card.
So the general rule of points still applies. Each point (assuming a point is $1 of purchase) is worth a penny to five cents. Now the average American (as of 2009) has about $50K in spending per year with 60% that own their own home and their average credit card debt (2010) is $5K. So.....if you put 80% of your spending on a credit card and get an average 2% back - that is worth $800 per year in rewards points.
Tuesday, May 2, 2017
Coffee Please
I reviewed orders for the household for the last 16 months from Amazon- over $800 and almost 1300 cups. I supply my office from the household inventory in addition to buying at Kroger. But how could our household possible consume 1300 cups (over 80 per month)?
I personally average about 1.5 cups of coffee a day. So assuming coffee every day that would be 548 a year or 46 per month. At an average of 50 cents a cup that habit is $274 per year (and I suspect I'm low). Now add the variables of coffee at restaurants, Starbucks, and coffee shops and you begin to get a picture of how much an individual spends on coffee.
I can only imagine the cost for an individual that only drinks Starbucks and possibly their exotic beverages. Clearly a good reason for why Starbucks market cap is $87.8 Billion.
Crossroads Church uses coffee during services and a liberal policy of coffee anytime as a form of identity and branding ("We don't sell things"). I remember Brian Tome saying in a service that the annual coffee budget for Crossroads exceeds $100K. Now that's a lot of cups of fellowship.
So what's the funny fugal finale? Give liberally to the church ..... and you will receive coffee.
Monday, December 26, 2016
Sundays of Christmas Past
I asked J.R. today at lunch when New Years Day this year? His response - same as every year 7 days from Christmas - hence Sunday.
But what is the optimal day for Christmas to fall for retailers? "Super Saturday" is actually the Saturday before Christmas Eve and was December 17th this year. My random observation today (Boxing Day) is that retail traffic was light and sales tepid. In fact many sales were pre Christmas Eve this year. So my guess is retailers are not that interested in Christmas falling on Sunday.
Based on attendance at Armstrong Chapel Sunday morning, Christmas falling on Sunday will also be a low revenue day for the offering plate. At Crossroads there was only streaming (which I presume is pre-recorded) so attendance was only virtual (and also probably a non event). Traditionally Christmas Sunday is the first Sunday after Christmas - which means this year it is Jan. 1.
Next year Christmas resumes to Monday - seems much more traditional for the Monday U.S. observed schedule for Holidays and less confusing for church for Christmas Sunday.
Thursday, December 1, 2016
Happy Self Day
I've never been a big Birthday celebration person as it seems like just any other day (other than probably to the Mom's in the world who were ... "all in"). But the reality is seeing the technology acknowledgements by other does require them to do something to acknowledge and congratulate you electronically (even if they are prompted by the web site reminder).
First this year was Susan (since I didn't log in my computer or look at my phone) with a wonderful birthday card (yes a physical birthday card with a handwritten note). Next in line was Ellen with both a gift and a card. Then technology took over - text from Jenna (6:28am) followed by a slew of Facebook, LinkedIn friends and even vendors, retailers and interested institutions (Cinemark; Allstate, Miami Oxford, Adidas, etc.)
You could say that every technology congratulations started with my input of the Birthdate in te web site profile. So was I indirectly congratulating MYSELF?? (how's that for the ultimate narcissistic trend)? Google even had a birthday cupcake on my phone automatically and on my computer search page.
I suppose Apple is researching how Siri could automatically sing happy birthday to me on a phone (that is if I ever would get an iPhone ---NEVER). Microsoft (Bing) is again behind the times - absolutely nothing!
Blue Mountain allows the sender to generate an e-card today and send up to a year in the future. I wonder how many dead people get Birthday wishes?
So ..... why not top all this off with the MOST narcissistic birthday wish of all. A blogger wishing himself a Happy Self Day:
Happy Selfday Garen. Have a Wonderful Day. :)
Friday, November 25, 2016
Frozen or Fried Turkey
Actually it was by luck that Susan allowed a second turkey. Since her loyalty is to Butterball she gave Ellen strict orders not to come home last week from Kroger with anything but a Butterball Turkey. Alas, when Ellen was at Kroger the only Butterball Turkey was a new technology - Frozen to Oven Bagged Turkey called "Ready to Roast Whole Turkey". Yet another first and would be added to the prior year Turkey variations:
2013 - Fried Turkey Experiment
2015 - Turkey Trials
So Susan allowed a second traditional frozen (needing thawing) Butterball turkey to be purchased and agreed to another Turkey contest -Frozen or Fried.
Well the results are in - Fried Turkey won hands down in taste only. The Ready to Roast wins in convenience, time, cost, and cleanup.
Wednesday, November 23, 2016
Redskins Football
Actually we didn't see the end of the game since the three reluctant and frozen Miami fans negotiated with me (the driver) to leave the game early if Miami scored the go ahead touchdown. We did and in the warmth of the car listened to the last four minutes on the radio.
So much history of football at Miami (the Cradle of Coaches) with yet another statistic in the record books. The first team to go 0-6 for the first half of the season and then win six in a row to actually get a chance at a Bowl invitation.
When Jenna started at Miami (2009), I sent her a letter (the MMM - Monday Miami Memory) each Monday for her first 14 weeks. Letter #5 was my favorite describing the first Nationally Televised Miami Football Game:
Here is the except from the letter I sent Jenna (10/27/2009):
| Miami University 1970s |
"When it/s time for memories to really count ...... It's good to have one nearby" Fred Owlett
Friday, November 18, 2016
Monkey or Pig
As we approach Thanksgiving (and the natural cycle of Stewardship campaigns, Salvation Army Red Kettles, Crossroads Thanksgiving Meals, Non-profit donor requests, and Christmas giving), it is natural to reflect on the emotions, calling, and action of everyone of us.
Are you a monkey or a pig?
How to catch a monkey - put seeds in a gourd with a small hole on top. The monkey will grasp the seeds with his fist, not let go and can't get them out. He'll continue to hang on to those seeds, even until people come and capture him. Is that what we are doing with our time and money?
Pigs never look up. They will eat almost anything. They keep their head down looking for another acorn or nut. Never looking up to give thanks for where those nuts and acorns come from. Is that what we are doing - consuming endlessly without even looking up to say thank you?
Maybe we should release our grip on money and pause to look up for the blessings we have been given.
"No one has ever become poor by giving" Anne Frank
PS - For the Chinese Zodiac fans ..... this is the year of the Monkey.
Thursday, November 17, 2016
Sweater Weather
I personally like the image of a sweater and I try to find excuses to wear all types - vests, V neck, and crew. I prefer pullover to cardigan (button) and plain versus patterned. My last sweater was a Christmas present from the girls. It was a plain blue pullover, zipped V neck, with patched elbows (Vineyard Vines I believe). It has become my favorite.
I am also partial to sweater vests. J.B. quipped at Sunday fellowship, "I see you are wearing your 2nd Amendment sweater" awaiting for my ability to decipher his intellectual wit. Alas, as he smiled to my puzzled inability to understand, he revealed the punchline: "You know, the Right to Bare Arms".
Tuesday, October 25, 2016
Fish in a Box
Saturday, May 21, 2016
Is that an Echo I hear?
You might ask how this can be if only 66 million Millennials were born in the USA? Now you see the power of the immigration issue (almost 9 million immigrants ages 18-34 which is nearly 12%).
So what? Let me postulate by topical area:
Immigration: Amnesty, Acceleration, and Accomodation
Politics: Common ideologies in this group will frame the future social programs.
Consumption: Lots of houses, and furniture to be purchased (Harry Dent's book relives)
Culture: More diverse and less emphasis on minority differences.
Religion: More divisive views about role of religion (see: Millennials views)
Financial: More Debt, Inflation, and higher Interest Rates
Technology: Increased dependency on "intelligent assistants"
Family: More babies crying :) on planes
And the Bottom Line: Twenty years of echo in the making.
Sunday, March 6, 2016
Leap February
People miss speak of this as a Leap Year - meaning an extra day in February. The precise term should be that this year has a Leap Day in it. Why they call the extra day a Leap Day vs "Extra Day", I have no clue. Our next Leap Day is Feb. 29, 2020 (on the every four year cycle). Something I did not realize is that there is also a 100 year "Leap Year" cycle which ignores the 4 year cycle of Leap Day (our last one was 1900 and the next will be 2100). In the case of these two years, Feb. 29 is leaped over (e.g. ignored). But why not 2000? Because it is divisible by 400. Hmmmm
Somehow, I had missed the significance of the Year 2000 (Leap Year exception) as I was focused on all the other Information Technology conversion issues related to programs that were coded without foresight of still being executed in the year 2000. As a programmer we were never really worried about the 100 year "Leap Year" exceptions.
So what economic significance is there for a Leap Day? It depends. For some businesses (like Accenture) a Leap Day could be an extra day of revenue with no real cost for salaried worker ( an automatic 0.02% increase in annual gross margin). But you can't automatically assume a Leap Day adds an extra workday in the year.
The real question of how many workdays there are in a year which depends BOTH on whether there is a Leap Day falling on a weekday AND on how weekends fall in any given year AND on the number federal holidays. Is your head spinning yet?
Here is the calculation of workdays for the next few years:
2016 - 251 days (Leap Day)
2017 - 250 days
2018 - 251 days
2019 - 251 days
2020 - 252 days (Leap Day)
So look for a gross margin increase for consulting firms (without doing anything) not this year - but in 2020. Be careful next year as the number of workdays goes down - better work a billable Saturday to make it up.
PS - Want to spin your head more - What happens to 24/7 businesses when daylight savings time kicks in next week.
PPS - Couldn't resist looking to see if I had "productively" entered a blog on the last Leap Day (Feb. 29, 2012). Amazing. - it is my top read blog - "Four Hole Buick".
Friday, January 22, 2016
Parable is like ....
Parable - a succinct, didactic story, in prose or verse, which illustrates one or more instructive lessons or principles. A parable is a type of analogy
Fable - fables employ animals, plants, inanimate objects, or forces of nature as characters
Allegory - allegory in its most general sense is an extended metaphor
Analogy - is a cognitive process of transferring information or meaning from a particular subject (the analogue or source) to another (the target)
Metaphor - a figure of speech that identifies something as being the same as some unrelated thing for rhetorical effect, thus highlighting the similarities between the two. While a simile compares two items, a metaphor directly equates them, and does not use "like" or "as" as does a simile
Simile - directly compares two things through the explicit use of connecting words (such as like, as, so, than, or various verbs such as resemble).
Hyperbole - the use of exaggeration as a rhetorical device or figure of speech. In rhetoric
So a Parable is like a puzzle that compels the reader to extend the simple to the complex.



